If vilified had another synonym, straight white conservative male would be it. Here are six reasons why it’s not easy being a straight white conservative male in today’s day and age.
Reason 1: We’re racist
This is an obvious one. When I taught High School, and this was back in the mid 2010s (in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood) I was called racist, guaranteed, every class period by at least one Hispanic student. This went on for years, six class periods a day without fail.
This was always a tricky word to navigate, because back in those days – all of 10 years ago – being called a racist carried with it a heavy weight. My response was usually along the lines of – Yes, I am racist – I hate all races – in which they laughed and the situation was defused.
Reason 2: We’re rich
Being a straight white conservative male means we’re automatically wealthy. And with wealth comes increased attacks from all sides of the aisle.
Fortunately for the haters out there, I am not rich nor have I ever been rich. I just so happen to be straight. White. Male. And conservative.
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Reason 3: We’re Cis, bruh
I once posted a meme mocking, or poking fun of transgender athletes in sports and got a little blow back from a woke former student on Meta (aka Facebook). An argument with the trans affirming pink haired bisexual rainbow person ensued.
In the context of our lovely “argument” (after asking her What is a Woman – to which she couldn’t answer) she told one of her friends (who had also joined the fray) to ignore me because I’m “just a Cis”. So, in the context it was quite literally a slur. To which I took no offense, but that’s besides the point.
It’s funny, however, because when I search “Is Cis a derogatory term?” – the first response that comes up in Urban Dictionary is one telling me it’s not, and to chill out. But it’s no different and equally as bad, I’d argue, as calling someone a Karen.
Reason 4: We’re extremists
We ride around with shotguns in our fancy, expensive pick-up trucks with our Cis friends hunting down blackies so we can gun them down in the street.
We stormed the Capital with our MAGA loving buddies on January 6th during the most violent insurrection in the history of humankind.
We are violent against the gay community, which in itself could be a reason. Those faggies disgust us. Especially two men with beards kissing. Stinky beards, that smell of peanut butter and piss. But lesbians are okay – only if they’re hot. We are extremists, damn it!
Reason 5: We’re misogynistic
Women. What an inferior gender… unless it’s a trans woman in drag, then that’s okay.
But being a straight white conservative male means that in all our toxic masculinity, we view women as something less than us men. Keep them cleaning, keep them in the kitchen. That’s the motto.
Strong women don’t exist (this includes liberal men, they fall in that category as well). Only straight white conservative men do.
Reason 6: We love Jesus… a lot
It is very uncool believing in something greater than ourselves. What is cool is believing in nothing, dressing in drag, putting rainbow circles around our profile picture, and bashing anyone who is remotely is religious.
That’s what’s up. And being a straight white male conservative means we don’t believe in any of that, we go against the science, and instead walk in the footsteps of our Lord Savior, Jesus Christ.
Very uncool.
Blame it on Orange Man, Bad
Saritha Prabhua, a Tennessee newspaper columnist, said back in 2018, “We have President Donald Trump to thank for much of our current incivility. Three years ago, Trump came down that escalator and attacked most Mexican migrants as rapists and criminals.” That’s when it all started, apparently.
The hatred for straight white men is dangerous, and can be linked back to the President Trump – as all the world problems can be.
It’s well documented that Trump, despite opening my eyes to all things corrupt, is the cause of most of America’s systemic issues.
And being a straight white conservative male is an obvious systemic issue.
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This is the worst article I have ever read- this shows the issue that CONSERVATIVE white men have- they take no accountability and blame EVERYTHING on other people. This is a disgusting article and shame on the publication for publicizing this gross article of a white man playing victim route.
I don’t feel bad for you- NOT ONE BIT!
I’m sorry to hear that, Brandon. My next article will be entitled, “Six ways liberal women project, and why they’ll be the downfall to Western Civilization”.